10 hilarische Tweets van 'Prinses Beatrix'!

10 hilarische Tweets van 'Prinses Beatrix'!

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Ik ben geboren op Paleis Soestdijk, maar in mijn paspoort staat Baarn. Toch voel ik me vooral een Lage Vuurschenares...

Humor overwint alles en daar weet het satirische Twitteraccount van @BeatrixPrinses alles van! Het is natuurlijk niet de echte Beatrix die achter dit account zit, maar dat maakt het niet minder grappig!

Dilemma!

Het is maar dat je het weet...

Herkenbaar! #nietmeerdoen

Doe dit thuis vooral niet na!

Ze gaat helemaal mee met de tijd!

Een glaasje meer of minder, het maakt 'Beatrix' allemaal niets uit... Zolang ze er maar Twitter volgers bij krijgt!

Gratis bier!

Ze steekt haar gevoelens niet onder stoelen of banken

Hier heeft ze gewoon een heel goed punt

Nee, dit kan inderdaad echt niet!

Krijg je er geen genoeg van? Volg @BeatrixPrinses dan op Twitter!

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Het is maar dat je het weet...

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Ik ben tegen onverdraagzaamheid en haat. En wie het niet met me eens is kan een knal voor zijn snoetje krijgen...

\r\n— Prinses Beatrix (@BeatrixPrinses) 21 januari 2017
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Herkenbaar! #nietmeerdoen

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Mensen die een bericht sturen en dan - als je in hun ogen niet snel genoeg antwoordt - dit sturen:

'???'#ikvinddaarwatvan #nietmeerdoen

\r\n— Prinses Beatrix (@BeatrixPrinses) 26 januari 2017
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Doe dit thuis vooral niet na!

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Voor ik vergeet dat ik jarig was en een tic-tac in mijn neusgat had toen we naar Zeeland zijn gegaan. - Spinvis

\r\n— Prinses Beatrix (@BeatrixPrinses) 21 januari 2017
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Ze gaat helemaal mee met de tijd!

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Ik heb morgenavond (Nederlandse tijd) mijn kennismakingsgesprek op Skype met Melania Trump. Weet iemand wat Skype is?

\r\n— Prinses Beatrix (@BeatrixPrinses) 15 januari 2017
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Een glaasje meer of minder, het maakt 'Beatrix' allemaal niets uit... Zolang ze er maar Twitter volgers bij krijgt!

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Huh? Ik kom terug van de verjaardag van Piet, 2 flesjes wit en 1 flesje port achter de gouden kiezen. En 14.996 volgers. Watskeburt mensen?

\r\n— Prinses Beatrix (@BeatrixPrinses) 14 januari 2017
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Gratis bier!

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Ik ben moe. Ik ga toch maar niet naar #ESNS17. Ik heb 6 kratten bier, gratis af te halen op Station Zwolle. Ik ga naar huis...

\r\n— Prinses Beatrix (@BeatrixPrinses) 13 januari 2017
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Ze steekt haar gevoelens niet onder stoelen of banken

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In tijden van crises komt toch mijn moederlijke koninginnengevoel omhoog. Dan wil ik erwtensoep koken en bemoedigend bezig zijn... #pt

\r\n— Prinses Beatrix (@BeatrixPrinses) 6 januari 2017
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Hier heeft ze gewoon een heel goed punt

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Als mensen eens iets vaker zouden lachen, in plaats van meteen in de ik-voel-me-nu-gekwetst-modus zouden schieten... Hoe fijn zou dat zijn?

\r\n— Prinses Beatrix (@BeatrixPrinses) 4 januari 2017
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Nee, dit kan inderdaad echt niet!

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Weet u het nog? Vandaag precies vier jaar geleden deed ik mijn toespraak. En nog steeds noemen mensen mij 'majesteit'... #zucht pic.twitter.com/jWjMkwWPub

\r\n— Prinses Beatrix (@BeatrixPrinses) 28 januari 2017
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Krijg je er geen genoeg van? Volg @BeatrixPrinses dan op Twitter!

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